{"id":5641,"date":"2010-02-19T22:45:48","date_gmt":"2010-02-19T22:45:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5641"},"modified":"2010-02-19T20:24:30","modified_gmt":"2010-02-19T20:24:30","slug":"giving-good-oral","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5641","title":{"rendered":"Giving Good Oral"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"Just as you start to think that Italian Prime Minsiter, Silvio Berlusconi can\u2019t do anything else ridiculous, he does.\u00a0 The guy is an embarrassment to the Italian nation and seems to be oblivious to the fact that he looks like a complete cock.\u00a0 How can you respect a man like him I don\u2019t know but he remains in power \u2013 I must be out of touch with your average Italian in the street.<\/p>\n

His latest faux pas is to select Nicole Minetti, pictured above, to stand as a candidate in the regional elections.\u00a0 She was the dental hygienist who treated him recently when he suffered a couple of broken teeth in an attack by someone who probably thought he was a cock too.<\/p>\n

Not only does Miss Minetti not have any political experience but she had only been a dental hygienist for a month when she was selected.\u00a0 Nice as Nicole is I don\u2019t think she quite has what it takes to run for the People of Liberty Party in Lombardy.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s time Mr Berlusconi stopped thinking with his todger.\u00a0 lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Just as you start to think that Italian Prime Minsiter, Silvio Berlusconi can\u2019t do anything else ridiculous, he does.\u00a0 The guy is an embarrassment to the Italian nation and seems … Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3,35],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5641"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5641"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5641\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5642,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5641\/revisions\/5642"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5641"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5641"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5641"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}