{"id":57,"date":"2006-10-27T09:10:39","date_gmt":"2006-10-27T08:10:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/blog\/?p=57"},"modified":"2006-10-26T23:09:21","modified_gmt":"2006-10-26T22:09:21","slug":"taking-a-bung","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=57","title":{"rendered":"Taking A Bung"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well Aunt Flo is here once again.\u00a0 She visits too bloody often for my liking.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude00\u00a0 Activities don’t stop around the AlexSuze household they just get a little more messy than normal.\u00a0 Out comes the fuck towel and shower sex, although sometimes dangerous, is the preferred option.<\/p>\n

I would prefer not to have to shove foreign objects up there for the duration and use towels instead but I love the freedom you get form internal protection.\u00a0 Plus I walk like a duck when I use towels, which is in itself a bit of a giveaway to the rest of the world.\u00a0 I may as well wear a bloody sign on my back which says, “Hey look, Suze is on her period”.\u00a0 LOL<\/p>\n

I’ve tried to get along with towels, believe me.\u00a0 They have ended up screwed up in to a thin absorbent line in the gusset of my pants, covered with the pubic hairs, which stuck to the useless bonding strip (in my, more natural hairy days).\u00a0 Pads have ended up completely out of my panties and stuck to my thigh.\u00a0 Also not a good look.<\/p>\n

Even more embarrassing, I have had them fall out of my panties and on to the floor.\u00a0 No doubt the securing strips are far more effective these days but I’m ok with tampons thank you very much.\u00a0 They took my virginity and I’m not giving them up yet.<\/p>\n

I recall being on holiday and not taking any sanitary protection at all.\u00a0 My mother lent me one of her tampons and the instructions on how to insert one.\u00a0 I went back to my room and studied the leaflet with keen interest and followed each step precisely.\u00a0 It was like a complete revelation to me, I could go swimming in the hotel pool, wear tight clothing and best of all stop that bloody waddling.<\/p>\n

But the real reason for this post is my little mishap today which made me think of the difficulties encountered with tampons.\u00a0 This is where the guys start to groan and say, “what do I know about tampons?”.\u00a0 Well stick around and you may just learn something.\u00a0 I’m not saying that you want to know but don’t say I didn’t tell you.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

Have any of you girls out there encountered some or all of these?<\/p>\n