{"id":5725,"date":"2010-02-24T16:50:42","date_gmt":"2010-02-24T16:50:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5725"},"modified":"2010-02-24T16:34:37","modified_gmt":"2010-02-24T16:34:37","slug":"eau-de-crotch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5725","title":{"rendered":"Eau De Cunt ;)"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"I\u2019ve started going back to gym this week in earnest.\u00a0 I\u2019d just started to get going with it again when Alex\u2019s car died and he had to use mine but I\u2019m now back on the road and raring to go.<\/p>\n

Mid morning is the best time to go because the pre work guys have gone and the only people in there are the older generation, housewives and young girls who are probably at college.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m working myself back in to it slowly, usually starting with rowing.\u00a0 I love the rowing machines but unfortunately so do the guys.\u00a0 The smelly guys who don\u2019t know what antiperspirant is.\u00a0 Enough said.\u00a0 There I was getting in to my stride when a middle aged guy gets on the machine next to me.\u00a0 Within seconds of him pulling away his aroma was filling the air.<\/p>\n

It wasn\u2019t pleasant and I was stuck there trying to finish my time and choking at the same time.\u00a0 That\u2019s the thing about using the equipment, once you start you have to finish and you can\u2019t get out of the way of the smelly people.\u00a0 I always make sure I smell sweet from top to bottom before I go.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

Next time I go I\u2019ll have to take one of those solid air fresheners.\u00a0 lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I\u2019ve started going back to gym this week in earnest.\u00a0 I\u2019d just started to get going with it again when Alex\u2019s car died and he had to use mine but … Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5725"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5725"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5725\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5728,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5725\/revisions\/5728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}