{"id":5758,"date":"2010-02-25T22:45:26","date_gmt":"2010-02-25T22:45:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5758"},"modified":"2010-02-25T22:24:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-25T22:24:00","slug":"dildo-fun-and-spit-roast-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5758","title":{"rendered":"Dildo Fun And Spit Roast Too!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Suze\" src=\"\/images\/redbra2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"357\" \/>I want to go and live in Newfoundland. Well, I have for a long time because despite never having been to Canada in my life I have a feeling I\u2019d love it there. Every picture of it I see, every documentary makes me long for the wide open spaces and to see the wildlife. I would probably be complaining about the cold all the time unless it was the height of summer but a girl can dream \u2026<\/p>\n<p>So imagine my delight when I found this particular restaurant in a secluded bay community \u2013 the <a title=\"Dildo Dory Grill\" href=\"http:\/\/www.dildodorygrill.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Dildo Dory Grill<\/a>. It\u2019s in the community of Dildo, Trinity Bay, Newfoundland.<\/p>\n<p>I have only one question, alongside the grill, do they do spit roasts?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I want to go and live in Newfoundland. Well, I have for a long time because despite never having been to Canada in my life I have a feeling I\u2019d &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5758\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3,35],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5758"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5758"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5758\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5760,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5758\/revisions\/5760"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}