{"id":58,"date":"2006-10-28T10:48:55","date_gmt":"2006-10-28T09:48:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/blog\/?p=58"},"modified":"2006-10-28T10:48:55","modified_gmt":"2006-10-28T09:48:55","slug":"lewd-lyrics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=58","title":{"rendered":"Lewd Lyrics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt\"><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\"><img style=\"margin: 12px\" src=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/blog\/images\/sphinx.jpg\" align=\"left\" \/>Extract from a smutty rugby song that came back to me while washing the dishes this morning:<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\"><font face=\"Arial\"><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">The sexual life of the camel<br \/>\n<\/font><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">Is stranger than anyone thinks<br \/>\n<\/font><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">At the height of the mating season<br \/>\n<\/font><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">It tries it on with the Sphinx<br \/>\n<\/font><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">But the Sphinx&#8217;s posterior passage<br \/>\n<\/font><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">Is clogged with the sand of the Nile<br \/>\n<\/font><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">Which accounts for the hump on the camel<br \/>\n<\/font><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">And the Sphinx&#8217;s inscrutable smile<\/font><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt\"><font face=\"Arial\" size=\"2\">&#8211; Origin unknown<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"2\"><font face=\"Arial\"><span style=\"font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA\">Well, it made me laugh anyway. In case this is a cultural thing, &#8220;Having the Hump&#8221; is an expression meaning being disgruntled\/upset\/pissed off, specifically because of another party.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><\/font><\/font> <\/font><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Extract from a smutty rugby song that came back to me while washing the dishes this morning: The sexual life of the camel Is stranger than anyone thinks At the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=58\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=58"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=58"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=58"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=58"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}