{"id":5951,"date":"2010-03-09T21:48:16","date_gmt":"2010-03-09T21:48:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5951"},"modified":"2010-03-09T21:35:25","modified_gmt":"2010-03-09T21:35:25","slug":"get-em-out-in-front-of-the-delivery-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5951","title":{"rendered":"Get Em Out In Front Of The Delivery Guy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Wet Nips\" src=\"\/images\/cold-wet-nips.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>I received a package today from one of our clients for review.\u00a0 There were a couple of toys and DVD\u2019s in there and it was eagerly received.\u00a0 We had run out of new porn to watch and it\u2019s always nice to get something new.<\/p>\n<p>They had reused a box from one of their adult product suppliers and their name was emblazoned on the box and I couldn\u2019t wait to sign for it and then check out the box for incriminating information.<\/p>\n<p>I blew a sign of relief when I discovered upon examination that there wasn\u2019t anything written on the box to indicate it contained adult products.\u00a0 Then my attention was drawn to the packing tape they had used.<\/p>\n<p>It read \u201cif seal is broken or package damaged check contents before signing receipt and report to them\u201d.\u00a0 There is no way I would open the package in front of the delivery guy to let him see my consignment of naughty DVD\u2019s and toys.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if anyone has ever had to do that\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I received a package today from one of our clients for review.\u00a0 There were a couple of toys and DVD\u2019s in there and it was eagerly received.\u00a0 We had run &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=5951\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,35],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5951"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5951"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5951\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5953,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5951\/revisions\/5953"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}