{"id":6074,"date":"2010-03-17T08:50:34","date_gmt":"2010-03-17T08:50:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6074"},"modified":"2011-03-16T22:17:53","modified_gmt":"2011-03-16T22:17:53","slug":"leotards-and-leg-warmers-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6074","title":{"rendered":"Leotards And Leg Warmers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/wet-look-sexy.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"173\" height=\"300\" \/>Queue gravely voiced intro; &#8220;It lay silent for 29 years, then, without warning it was unleashed again \u2026 it&#8217;s name was Fame!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>When Fame was released in 1980 the world was a very different place to the one it is today. The personal computer was only 4 years old and the cell phone was a distant dream. We&#8217;d survived the 1970s and were looking forward to the next two decades leading up to the millennium that would signal the beginning of a new age of \u2026 whatever.<\/p>\n<p>The original fame came from the same age as the Muppets, and Linda Lovelace, though I&#8217;m not saying the two had anything in common. A strange thing to say you&#8217;re thinking, but bear with me. I&#8217;ve heard it said that if Muppets creator Jim Henson walked into a script meeting and said &#8220;Let&#8217;s make a movie to make the world a better place.&#8221; He actually meant it. He really wanted to spread love and happiness. Fame, while not in quite the same philanthropic league as JH was optimistic, a little innocent (in feel if not in conception) and fun, if you were into that sort of thing.<\/p>\n<p>Move forward to today. Fame has being remade and I get the feeling it has all the nauseating cheesiness of the relentlessly over exploited High School Musical franchise. It&#8217;s got all the right faces and all the ingredients to appeal to a wide range of viewers from the teenagers who dream of fame (with a small F) to old pervs who like to watch young girls shake their boot&eacute; in lycra. It feels cynical to me. OK so the first Fame may have been almost as bad but it felt different to me at the time.<\/p>\n<p>I believe a little honesty is required here, if you want to see girls in Lycra and leg warmers type &#8220;Leotard Porn&#8221; into Google. If you want to see dancers go and see a decent stage production. But if you want to see a predictable feel-good movie you know what to do.<\/p>\n<p>And if you really want to have very confused feelings about a dancer in a leotard:<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"480\" height=\"295\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/5Lz6k5Zg2wA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"480\" height=\"295\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/5Lz6k5Zg2wA&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Queue gravely voiced intro; &#8220;It lay silent for 29 years, then, without warning it was unleashed again \u2026 it&#8217;s name was Fame!&#8221; When Fame was released in 1980 the world &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6074\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3,35],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6074"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6074"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6074\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12809,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6074\/revisions\/12809"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}