{"id":6094,"date":"2010-03-18T09:46:02","date_gmt":"2010-03-18T09:46:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6094"},"modified":"2010-03-18T09:46:02","modified_gmt":"2010-03-18T09:46:02","slug":"fucked-in-the-bathroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6094","title":{"rendered":"Fucked In The Bathroom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Awkward\" src=\"\/images\/awkward-bathroom-scene.jpg\" alt=\"Awkward\" width=\"300\" height=\"255\" \/>Sex in the bathroom can be a little precarious, all those shiny wet surfaces, but it is also extremely practical because you can get as messy and slippery as you like and cleaning up afterwards is easy.<\/p>\n<p>So with all that potential is it any wonder that photographers can miss this opportunity to take great porn pics? Not really they do it al the time. This one is I think particularly awkward \u2013 I hope that handrail is secure properly<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sex in the bathroom can be a little precarious, all those shiny wet surfaces, but it is also extremely practical because you can get as messy and slippery as you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6094\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,35],"tags":[2163],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6094"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6094"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6094\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6096,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6094\/revisions\/6096"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6094"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6094"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6094"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}