{"id":6099,"date":"2010-03-18T11:45:10","date_gmt":"2010-03-18T11:45:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6099"},"modified":"2010-03-18T10:02:38","modified_gmt":"2010-03-18T10:02:38","slug":"dirty-sanchez-no-dirty-doritos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6099","title":{"rendered":"Dirty Sanchez? No, Dirty Doritos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Japanese Doritos\" src=\"\/images\/japanese-doritos.jpg\" alt=\"Japanese Doritos\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/>If you thought the Camel Balls were bad how about a bit of weird combative savoury snack goodness?<\/p>\n<p>My morning just gets better.<\/p>\n<p>Found on <a title=\"Dirty Doritos\" href=\"http:\/\/www.daveandthomas.net\/2009\/09\/28\/what-doritos-like-a-gentle-kick-in-the-nuts\/\" target=\"_blank\">Dave &amp; Thomas<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you thought the Camel Balls were bad how about a bit of weird combative savoury snack goodness? My morning just gets better. Found on Dave &amp; Thomas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,35],"tags":[2166,2165],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6099"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6099"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6099\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6100,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6099\/revisions\/6100"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}