{"id":6137,"date":"2010-03-20T20:48:53","date_gmt":"2010-03-20T20:48:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6137"},"modified":"2010-03-20T20:13:16","modified_gmt":"2010-03-20T20:13:16","slug":"sex-in-the-bath","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6137","title":{"rendered":"Sex In The Bath"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Bathroom Sex\" src=\"\/images\/bathroom-anal.jpg\" alt=\"Bathroom Sex\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/>Lube Can Be Your Best Mate\u2026y\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve never subscribed to any supernarkets\u2019 online shopping; Not only do I not want to give them \u00a35 for picking my goods and delivering them but I want to select my own fresh produce, so I know it\u2019s exactly that, fresh.<\/p>\n<p>Although I have to concede that it would be great just to put in a repeat order than fight my way past abandoned trolleys and jaywalkers, then there is the huge queue for the till.\u00a0 And you can guarantee that I will join the queue who has the woman paying with cash and hundreds of coupons at the front or the one who forgot something and has to slip back in to the store.<\/p>\n<p>Another issue is substitution, if you select an item which you cannot have due to lack of stock they kindly substitute the closest thing for you.\u00a0 This can have some amusing results as a story I just read did.<\/p>\n<p>When Mike Boss took delivery of his shopping from Asda and checked off the delivered items on his manifest he noticed something he didn\u2019t order.\u00a0 Instead of a bottle of Matey Bubble Bath he received a bottle of lube.\u00a0 Not much good for getting his two children clean.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>Not exactly a like for like substitution although it could come in handy for relaxing at the end of the day just like the Matey Bubble Bath.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lube Can Be Your Best Mate\u2026y\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09 I\u2019ve never subscribed to any supernarkets\u2019 online shopping; Not only do I not want to give them \u00a35 for picking my goods and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6137\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3,35],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6137"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6137"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12897,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6137\/revisions\/12897"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}