{"id":6146,"date":"2010-03-21T12:41:16","date_gmt":"2010-03-21T12:41:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6146"},"modified":"2010-03-21T10:41:31","modified_gmt":"2010-03-21T10:41:31","slug":"what-an-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6146","title":{"rendered":"What an Ass"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"We’re all familiar with builder’s bum, that bit of ass crack that appears when they bend over. Of course you really want to know that they’re wearing underwear when that happens.<\/p>\n

So, I was heartened to notice this logo on the back of a roofer’s van on the way home yesterday evening. To me the shield-like logo looks exactly like a pair 1970s Y-fronts.<\/p>\n

No thongs for these roofers, just good, dependable nylon Y-fronts. Unless there are any roofers out there who can tell me otherwise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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