{"id":6148,"date":"2010-03-21T16:48:39","date_gmt":"2010-03-21T16:48:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6148"},"modified":"2010-03-21T16:53:38","modified_gmt":"2010-03-21T16:53:38","slug":"i-got-me-a-new-toy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6148","title":{"rendered":"I Got Me A New Toy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Purple\" src=\"\/images\/purple-girl.jpg\" alt=\"Purple\" width=\"208\" height=\"300\" \/>Nope, not a sex toy, my phone came up for renewal and get this, it&#8217;s cheaper to have a Blackberry than a normal phone &#8211; guess what I&#8217;ve got now \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>Suze will now get very cross as I spend several hours playing with it &#8211; the Blackberry that is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nope, not a sex toy, my phone came up for renewal and get this, it&#8217;s cheaper to have a Blackberry than a normal phone &#8211; guess what I&#8217;ve got now &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6148\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6148"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6148"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6148\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6150,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6148\/revisions\/6150"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}