{"id":6253,"date":"2010-03-27T23:45:01","date_gmt":"2010-03-27T23:45:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6253"},"modified":"2010-03-27T23:01:29","modified_gmt":"2010-03-27T23:01:29","slug":"tight-and-horny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6253","title":{"rendered":"Tight And Horny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Dirty\" src=\"\/images\/talkingdirty.jpg\" alt=\"Dirty\" width=\"375\" height=\"372\" \/>I can\u2019t say for certain but I think the trees have started to dump pollen into the atmosphere in the UK. I know this as I\u2019m allergic to it; My throat is sore and my nose has swollen up so I can\u2019t breath through it. Crap Huh?<\/p>\n<p>Despite this my libido still kicks on and although a bunged up head is a little inhibiting it\u2019s still easy to slip into the mood. One thing to be said for sex when you\u2019re under the weather is that it can be slightly mind altering. I don\u2019t know if it\u2019s the inflammation of membranes in your head or a slight oxygen starvation but when we made love tonight the sensations I got at orgasm were a bit freaky.<\/p>\n<p>Of course my perception of an orgasm is always a bit odd because of my synaesthesia. But when I\u2019m a bit off-colour things get even more intense and can feel really trippy.<\/p>\n<p>One thing that did happen when I came \u2013 it cleared my left nostril, it suddenly doesn\u2019t feel as congested. Another shag should see me fixed \u2026 Suze, where are you!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can\u2019t say for certain but I think the trees have started to dump pollen into the atmosphere in the UK. I know this as I\u2019m allergic to it; My &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6253\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,25],"tags":[791],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6253"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6253"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6253\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6255,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6253\/revisions\/6255"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}