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I just had a flashback to the days of buying paper porn mags. Remember them?<\/p>\nI just had a flashback to the days of buying paper porn mags. Remember them?<\/p>\n
It isn’t the actual purchasing of the magazines that I remembered, it was the standard of the stories in them. Be they “reader’s letters”, faux investigative journalism about people’s sex lives, or actually billed as erotic fiction, most were pretty awful.<\/p>\n
The erotic, no let’s say it pornographic, fiction was often the best as the letters pages were crammed with readers\/magazine employees trying to tick all the boxes to satisfy the reader’s need for wank material. So I’m not going to knock the fiction, billed as fiction, that filled a need and you left your disbelief at the door so to speak. But the letters are another thing.<\/p>\n
The one that leapt to mind was a story from some “travelling salesman” (clich\u00c3\u00a9 alert LOL) who was invited back to a hotel room by this female choir after a concert. The short and the long of it being that they all bounced on his cock (12 of them I think), playing a sort of Russian Roulette, until he shot his load. Then they all did it again.<\/p>\n
Like that’s ever going to happen. Like I said, billed as fiction I don’t have a problem with the story, but pretending to be fact spoils the experience.<\/p>\n
Stuff like that keeps popping into my head, winding down to Christmas is doing nothing for my concentration.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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