{"id":637,"date":"2007-12-23T08:42:33","date_gmt":"2007-12-23T08:42:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=637"},"modified":"2007-12-23T08:52:53","modified_gmt":"2007-12-23T08:52:53","slug":"an-xxxmas-carol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=637","title":{"rendered":"A XXXmas Carol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" vspace=\"6\" width=\"450\" src=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/blog\/images\/xmasgreetings2006.jpg\" hspace=\"6\" alt=\"Christmas Greetings from Alex &amp; Suze\" height=\"450\" style=\"width: 450px; height: 450px\" title=\"Christmas Greetings from Alex &amp; Suze\" \/>I&#8217;ve been struggling to find a theme for a naughty Christmas story this year. For a variety of reasons I&#8217;ve started and abandoned several ideas.<\/p>\n<p>Finally however I&#8217;ve come up with the prefect scenario. I just have to write it for you know.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll publish it over the next few days to keep you warm and horny, and ensure you guys have always got a nice big Yule Log for your girls.<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=109\" title=\"A CHristmas Tale\">In the meantime take a peek at last years story here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been struggling to find a theme for a naughty Christmas story this year. For a variety of reasons I&#8217;ve started and abandoned several ideas. Finally however I&#8217;ve come up &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=637\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=637"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}