{"id":6370,"date":"2010-04-03T12:49:14","date_gmt":"2010-04-03T12:49:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6370"},"modified":"2010-04-03T12:58:32","modified_gmt":"2010-04-03T12:58:32","slug":"short-skirts-and-masturbation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6370","title":{"rendered":"Short Skirts And Masturbation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Amy Pond\" src=\"\/images\/amy-pond-police.jpg\" alt=\"Amy Pond\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/>I have two questions when it comes to the new assistant in the new series of Doctor Who that starts tonight:<\/p>\n<p>1)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Will she always be wearing short skirts, and which police force issues its officers with skirts that finish just 3cm below minge base?<\/p>\n<p>2)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 When did she last eat anything?<\/p>\n<p>Pretty as Amy Pond is I\u2019m scared that will all that running around in gravel pits she\u2019s going to turn a foot and end up snapping in half. I\u2019m assuming she got the job as part of her work experience before she goes to university next year \u2013 a sort of gap year in time and space.<\/p>\n<p>You mean she\u2019s not that young? Well she looks it, in fact I can\u2019t remember anyone looking that young in the Tardis since \u2013 Oh hang on the new Doctor.<\/p>\n<p>However I&#8217;m sure that there&#8217;s some reason the girl is in the series, wearing short skirts &#8230; Hmmm.<\/p>\n<p>As you can tell I\u2019m not looking forward to the new series \u2026 pity because the production values look good and the franchise has been revitalised by the last two Doctors. Could this be the start of the end for Doctor Who? I feel we need another regeneration &#8211; pronto.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have two questions when it comes to the new assistant in the new series of Doctor Who that starts tonight: 1)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Will she always be wearing short skirts, and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6370\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,14,3,35],"tags":[2205,1635],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6370"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6370"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6370\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6372,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6370\/revisions\/6372"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}