{"id":643,"date":"2007-12-25T09:38:18","date_gmt":"2007-12-25T09:38:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=643"},"modified":"2007-12-25T09:39:09","modified_gmt":"2007-12-25T09:39:09","slug":"a-naughty-christmas-song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=643","title":{"rendered":"A Naughty Christmas Song"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"left\" width=\"266\" src=\"\/images\/frenchmaid.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" alt=\"AlexSuze.com\" height=\"477\" style=\"width: 266px; height: 477px\" title=\"AlexSuze.com\" \/>On the first day of christmas my true love sent to me<br \/>\nA pair of vibrating pants<\/p>\n<p>On the second day of christmas my true love sent to me<br \/>\nTwo anal probes<br \/>\nA pair of vibrating pants.<\/p>\n<p>On the third day of christmas my true love sent to me<br \/>\nThree french maids<br \/>\nTwo anal probes and<br \/>\nA pair of vibrating pants<\/p>\n<p>On the fourth day of christmas my true love sent to me<br \/>\nFour horny birds<br \/>\nThree french maids<br \/>\nTwo anal probes and<br \/>\nA pair of vibrating pants<\/p>\n<p>On the fifth day of christmas my true love sent to me<br \/>\nFive cock rings<br \/>\nFour horny birds<br \/>\nThree french maids<br \/>\nTwo anal probes and<br \/>\nA pair of vibrating pants<\/p>\n<p>On the sixth day of christmas my true love sent to me<br \/>\nSix balls a gagging<br \/>\nFive cock rings<br \/>\nFour horny birds<br \/>\nThree french maids<br \/>\nTwo anal probes and<br \/>\nA pair of vibrating pants<\/p>\n<p>On the seventh day of christmas my true love sent to me<br \/>\nSeven lubes for playing<br \/>\nSix balls a gagging<br \/>\nFive cock rings<br \/>\nFour horny birds<br \/>\nThree french maids<br \/>\nTwo anal probes and<br \/>\nA pair of vibrating pants<\/p>\n<p>On the eighth day of christmas my true love sent to me<br \/>\nEight maids a milking \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\nSeven lubes for playing<br \/>\nSix balls a gagging<br \/>\nFive cock rings<br \/>\nFour horny birds<br \/>\nThree french maids<br \/>\nTwo anal probes and<br \/>\nA pair of vibrating pants<\/p>\n<p>On the nineth day of christmas my true love sent to me<br \/>\nNine vibes a humming<br \/>\nEight maids a milking \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\nSeven lubes for playing<br \/>\nSix balls a gagging<br \/>\nFive cock rings<br \/>\nFour horny birds<br \/>\nThree french maids<br \/>\nTwo anal probes and<br \/>\nA pair of vibrating pants<\/p>\n<p>On the tenth day of christmas my true love sent to me<br \/>\nTen palms a pumping<br \/>\nNine vibes a humming<br \/>\nEight maids a milking \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\nSeven lubes for playing<br \/>\nSix balls a gagging<br \/>\nFive cock rings<br \/>\nFour horny birds<br \/>\nThree french maids<br \/>\nTwo anal probes and<br \/>\nA pair of vibrating pants<\/p>\n<p>On the eleventh day of christmas my true love sent to me<br \/>\nEleven pole dancers<br \/>\nTen palms a pumping<br \/>\nNine vibes a humming<br \/>\nEight maids a milking \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\nSeven lubes for playing<br \/>\nSix balls a gagging<br \/>\nFive cock rings<br \/>\nFour horny birds<br \/>\nThree french maids<br \/>\nTwo anal probes and<br \/>\nA pair of vibrating pants<\/p>\n<p>On the twelth day of christmas my true love sent to me<br \/>\nTwelve lords a swinging<br \/>\nEleven pole dancers<br \/>\nTen palms a pumping<br \/>\nNine vibes a humming<br \/>\nEight maids a milking \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\nSeven lubes for playing<br \/>\nSix balls a gagging<br \/>\nFive cock rings<br \/>\nFour horny birds<br \/>\nThree french maids<br \/>\nTwo anal probes and<br \/>\nA pair of vibrating pants<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the first day of christmas my true love sent to me A pair of vibrating pants On the second day of christmas my true love sent to me Two &hellip; 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