{"id":6462,"date":"2010-04-09T01:49:25","date_gmt":"2010-04-09T01:49:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6462"},"modified":"2010-04-08T20:00:07","modified_gmt":"2010-04-08T20:00:07","slug":"ramming-it-into-my-box","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6462","title":{"rendered":"Ramming It Into My Box"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Naughty Nurse\" src=\"\/images\/naughty-nurse-10.jpg\" alt=\"Naughty Nurse\" width=\"234\" height=\"350\" \/>I haven\u2019t spoken about The Rammer for a while on here.\u00a0 Why? you may ask.\u00a0 Because for a while I thought he had been cured of his affliction.\u00a0 Our mail was actually being delivered through the letterbox in our door and landing on the mat.<\/p>\n<p>Admittedly it was almost lunchtime but that wasn\u2019t his fault, the post office have changed working practices and now post can arrive any time up to 4pm. \u00a0But we weren\u2019t coming home to find the mail had been rammed en mass in to the box and left hanging there for all to see that we weren\u2019t home.<\/p>\n<p>Well, the good times are history because he\u2019s doing it again which really, really pissed me off, two fold.\u00a0 The porn DVD\u2019s were hanging out of the box for all the street to see when I got back from shopping.<\/p>\n<p>And the double wammy was that the envelope was address to Suzanne Hamilton at <strong>Sex Toys Buzz! <\/strong>Bugger, bugger, bugger, if he didn\u2019t already know what I did for a living he will now.\u00a0 All those parcels will start to make sense in his Neanderthal head.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>Excuse me for a moment while I wander off in embarrassment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I haven\u2019t spoken about The Rammer for a while on here.\u00a0 Why? you may ask.\u00a0 Because for a while I thought he had been cured of his affliction.\u00a0 Our mail &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6462\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3,35],"tags":[2222],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6462"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6462"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6462\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6464,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6462\/revisions\/6464"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}