{"id":6476,"date":"2010-04-10T01:45:59","date_gmt":"2010-04-10T01:45:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6476"},"modified":"2010-04-09T21:26:47","modified_gmt":"2010-04-09T21:26:47","slug":"coming-down-hard-on-cock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6476","title":{"rendered":"Coming Down Hard On Cock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Stone Cock\" src=\"\/images\/stone-cock.jpg\" alt=\"Stone Cock\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/>I read an amusing item in the news today about police having to step in and remove an offensive item from a shop called Simply Dutch near Bedale, North Yorkshire.<\/p>\n<p>And just what was that item?\u00a0 It was a hand carved stone cock worth \u00a3200.\u00a0 The one in the picture up there.<\/p>\n<p>You can bet that Simply Dutch receives quite a few visitors over the next few weeks, in fact I may have to make a trip myself.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>If this was a publicity stunt it was a good one.\u00a0 <a title=\"Stone Penis Police Pounce\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/sol\/homepage\/news\/2923222\/Cops-go-in-hard-on-willy-bust.html\" target=\"_blank\">You can read the full story over here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I read an amusing item in the news today about police having to step in and remove an offensive item from a shop called Simply Dutch near Bedale, North Yorkshire. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6476\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,14,3,35],"tags":[2224],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6476"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6476"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6476\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6478,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6476\/revisions\/6478"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}