{"id":650,"date":"2007-12-27T13:37:39","date_gmt":"2007-12-27T13:37:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=650"},"modified":"2007-12-27T13:42:34","modified_gmt":"2007-12-27T13:42:34","slug":"katie-price-%e2%80%93-in-the-pink","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=650","title":{"rendered":"Katie Price &#8211; In The Pink"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"left\" width=\"300\" src=\"\/images\/kpponies.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" alt=\"AlexSuze.com\" height=\"388\" style=\"width: 300px; height: 388px\" title=\"AlexSuze.com\" \/>There was a time when a topless model in a newspaper would cause outrage. Today it&#8217;s commonplace and rather bland. &#8220;Lad&#8217;s Mags&#8221; have tried to keep interest going by increasing the &#8220;nipple count&#8221; and adding glossy colour to attract readers. Because let&#8217;s face it guys, who buys Nuts or Zoo primarily to read the sport section.<\/p>\n<p>Whether you love or hate Page 3 of the Sun newspaper, or the weekly glossy lad&#8217;s mags you have to admit that boobs in the UK press are not big news.<\/p>\n<p>Katie Price AKA Jordan is not vilified as a loose woman with questionable morals as she would have been in the 1950s, but has her own TV show with husband Peter Andre (OK, had I don&#8217;t know if there&#8217;s a series 2 in the pipeline), she is a celebrity brand guaranteed to sell newspapers\/magazines.<\/p>\n<p>There is one thing that really ticks me off about Katie Price (OK a few things but this is the one that really makes me cringe). It&#8217;s not the modelling or the celebrity glitz bullshit, that&#8217;s part of the product that is Jordan. No it&#8217;s the pink.<\/p>\n<p>The wedding was pink. She thinks in pink, even her bloody book about Poinies is Pink. Then there&#8217;s the subject of the book, PONIES!<\/p>\n<p>Katie puuuhhleeaasse! Please stop being so girly. It makes me want to puke. It&#8217;s like Barbie come to life with extra pinkness.<\/p>\n<p>One last thing. Stop being so horrible to Peter he doesn&#8217;t deserve it.<\/p>\n<p>OK, one more last thing. Probably the results of looking at too much porn but it&#8217;s taken me all my self control not to edit the image to read &#8220;Pony Girls&#8221; instead of &#8220;Perfect Ponies&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tags: <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/Katie+Price\">Katie Price<\/a>, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/Jordan\">Jordan<\/a>, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/Peter+Andre\">Peter Andre<\/a>, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/Katie+and+Peter+Unleashed\">Katie and Peter Unleashed<\/a>, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/ITV2\">ITV2<\/a>, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/topless+photo\">topless photo<\/a>, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/topless+model\">topless model<\/a>, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/The+Sun\">The Sun<\/a>, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/Zoo\">Zoo<\/a>, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/Nuts\">Nuts<\/a>, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/lads+mags\">lads mags<\/a>, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/lads+magazines\">lads magazines<\/a>, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/glamour+photos\">glamour photos<\/a>, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/glamour+photography\">glamour photography<\/a>, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/glamour+model\">glamour model<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was a time when a topless model in a newspaper would cause outrage. 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