{"id":653,"date":"2007-12-28T12:34:53","date_gmt":"2007-12-28T12:34:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=653"},"modified":"2007-12-28T12:34:54","modified_gmt":"2007-12-28T12:34:54","slug":"where%e2%80%99s-my-whip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=653","title":{"rendered":"Where&#8217;s My Whip?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"left\" width=\"300\" src=\"\/images\/fyn.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" alt=\"AlexSuze.com\" height=\"405\" style=\"width: 300px; height: 405px\" title=\"AlexSuze.com\" \/>Ah, the clandestine world of being a sexually active couple \u2026 such fun but so many dangers. Mainly the danger of being found out by the relos at Christmas.<\/p>\n<p>When you have many toys around and you use some of them quite regularly the changes of a relative happening across them are quite high. This is a theme that we&#8217;ve covered before and in the process of researching it (researching for this site is such a chore you know, porn site after porn site \u2026 LOL) Suze came across a company that might have the answer. To the Toy problem at least.<\/p>\n<p>Soooo I wrote an article for The <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/A-Rouse.com\" title=\"A-Rouse.com, News from the Adult Web\">A-Rouse.com<\/a> site. <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/a-rouse.com\/?p=43\" title=\"For Your Nymphomation\">Why not pop over and have a look<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Right, off out now, more realtives to visit.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if they&#8217;ll leave out anything a little incriminating. That would certainly add a little interest to the visit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, the clandestine world of being a sexually active couple \u2026 such fun but so many dangers. Mainly the danger of being found out by the relos at Christmas. When &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=653\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[15,5,7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/653"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=653"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/653\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}