{"id":6614,"date":"2010-04-17T12:48:40","date_gmt":"2010-04-17T12:48:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6614"},"modified":"2010-04-17T07:48:03","modified_gmt":"2010-04-17T07:48:03","slug":"swedish-p%c3%b8rn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6614","title":{"rendered":"Swedish P\u00f8rn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Porn DVD\" src=\"\/images\/porn-dvd.jpg\" alt=\"Porn DVD\" width=\"350\" height=\"260\" \/>We\u2019re off to Ikea this morning. It\u2019s a bit of a trek from where we are but we need to expand our office desk capacity as what with the two PCs and a cat who insists on laying between us when we work things are getting a bit cramped.<\/p>\n<p>It occurred to me that we never get sent any Swedish porn.<\/p>\n<p>Odd that because \u201cScandinavian movies\u201d was one of the synonymns for porn when I was younger. I assume they are still making porn so \u2026 Any offers, anyone?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We\u2019re off to Ikea this morning. It\u2019s a bit of a trek from where we are but we need to expand our office desk capacity as what with the two &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6614\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6614"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6614"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6614\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6616,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6614\/revisions\/6616"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}