{"id":6709,"date":"2010-04-22T21:48:29","date_gmt":"2010-04-22T21:48:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6709"},"modified":"2010-04-22T19:50:22","modified_gmt":"2010-04-22T19:50:22","slug":"doggy-style-fuckus-interruptus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6709","title":{"rendered":"Doggy Style Fuckus Interruptus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Doggy Glory Hole\" src=\"\/images\/doggy-glory-hole.jpg\" alt=\"Doggy Glory Hole\" width=\"270\" height=\"270\" \/>I was thinking about my post the other day about the \u201cVelcro effect\u201d which happens when Alex and my pubic re-growth start interlock during sex.\u00a0 There are a few situations which can throw both of us off our paces.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve mentioned before the \u201cclit skid\u201d, that\u2019s when Alex misaligns himself with me and instead of entering me, his thrust skids up between my labia and over my labia which if dry can be just a tad sensitive. Eeekkk!<\/p>\n<p>Well, there is a new one now.\u00a0 The cheese wire.\u00a0 It occurs after I have taken a shower and we get down to some naughty business.\u00a0 At the point of entering me Alex detects an obstacle.\u00a0 One of my long hairs stretched across my pussy which had obviously been deposited there when the water ran down my back.<\/p>\n<p>He bounces off the hair and then feels around until he locates it, removing the offending hair and throwing it on to the bedroom floor.\u00a0 I\u2019m not sure what may happen if Alex ignored it and fucked me anyway, whether his cock would be sliced in two just like a cheese wire.\u00a0 Hair is strong but I don\u2019t think so, I just think it would be bloody uncomfortable.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>Do you have anything to add to our list, any little issues which sometimes occur during sex?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was thinking about my post the other day about the \u201cVelcro effect\u201d which happens when Alex and my pubic re-growth start interlock during sex.\u00a0 There are a few situations &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6709\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3,35],"tags":[2250,2249],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6709"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6709"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6709\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6711,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6709\/revisions\/6711"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}