{"id":6745,"date":"2010-04-25T12:45:58","date_gmt":"2010-04-25T12:45:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6745"},"modified":"2010-04-25T12:27:21","modified_gmt":"2010-04-25T12:27:21","slug":"fucking-a-fire-fighter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6745","title":{"rendered":"Fucking A Fire Fighter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/sexy-fireman.jpg\" alt=\"Fireman\" width=\"305\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The sex shop was quiet, just us and a couple of assistants.  Apparently the rush doesn&#8217;t start until around lunchtime on Saturdays.  So if you are shy about visiting a store near you why not go early on Saturday morning.  \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>As usual we did the rounds spotting loads of toys we have reviewed over at <a title=\"Sex toy Reviews\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Sex Toys Buzz<\/a>.  I couldn&#8217;t resist going over to the other end of the counter to check out if they have any new ranges.  At that point an assistant started giving me the technical info &#8230; I humoured her, couldn&#8217;t quite bring myself to say &#8220;&#8230; actually I do this for a living &#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if she has guessed that we are a little more involved in the adult arena than most of her visitors.  \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>We had a look at the DVDs but as is quite common these days we have the newest titles sent to us for <a title=\"Adult DVD Reviews\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\/erotic-buzz\/\" target=\"_blank\">review<\/a> before the shops I have a couple to watch later.<\/p>\n<p>On the way back we decided to take a different route and I spotted a charity car wash sign handwritten by the roadside.  I looked around for the providers of the service, expecting them to be a bunch of boy scouts or girl guides raising funds.<\/p>\n<p>But no.  the boys who were doing the soapy rub downs were the local firemen.  They were armed with buckets of water dressed in their fireman&#8217;s trousers and a black t-shirt.  I suddenly felt the urge to have the car cleaned but Alex drove on by.  \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if they will be there tomorrow\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The sex shop was quiet, just us and a couple of assistants. Apparently the rush doesn&#8217;t start until around lunchtime on Saturdays. So if you are shy about visiting a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6745\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,35],"tags":[1256],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6745"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6745"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6745\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6746,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6745\/revisions\/6746"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}