{"id":6868,"date":"2010-05-03T00:45:44","date_gmt":"2010-05-03T00:45:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6868"},"modified":"2010-05-02T22:45:43","modified_gmt":"2010-05-02T22:45:43","slug":"anal-gaping-and-other-such-misdemeanours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6868","title":{"rendered":"Anal Gaping And Other Such Misdemeanours"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Anal\" src=\"\/images\/anal-on-a-chair.jpg\" alt=\"Anal\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>I\u2019ll open this post by admitting that I\u2019m not a fan of anal gaping.\u00a0 It does nothing for me other than make me think \u201chow the hell do they hold back the shit\u201d.\u00a0 Apologies for being so blunt but if your ass was to be naturally that open then there is no way you can hold in the inevitable.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>It is neither exciting or stimulating to see a persons ass opening and closing as they are exposed to the camera.\u00a0 For me, if your ass closes quickly then you are capable of keeping things in, otherwise you are liable to have accidents.<\/p>\n<p>Of course the alternative to this is that they use Analease which is a rather scary product which claims to anaesthetise your anus to allow entry without the discomfort.\u00a0 Now if that is the case then stop!\u00a0 Your body is telling you something.<\/p>\n<p>Seeing someone with a fully expanded asshole that closes slowly is not a good thing.\u00a0\u00a0 Your sphincter muscles should be ensuring that your ass closes fairly quickly.<\/p>\n<p>I would also like to note that any guy fucking an Analeased ass would surely have a sensitivity issue in that he must be quite numb when he is fucking that ass.\u00a0 This practice is so fraught with danger but has\u00a0 become such a pre requisite of porn that I think there is no going back now.<\/p>\n<p>Has pussy had its day?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ll open this post by admitting that I\u2019m not a fan of anal gaping.\u00a0 It does nothing for me other than make me think \u201chow the hell do they hold &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6868\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,3,35,25],"tags":[2280,4249],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6868"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6868"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6868\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13618,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6868\/revisions\/13618"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}