{"id":6873,"date":"2010-05-03T16:45:24","date_gmt":"2010-05-03T16:45:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6873"},"modified":"2010-05-03T16:05:56","modified_gmt":"2010-05-03T16:05:56","slug":"sex-in-amsterdam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6873","title":{"rendered":"Sex In Amsterdam"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/sex-in-amsterdam.jpg\" alt=\"Sex In Amsterdam\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/>As a child and in to my early teens I spent many a good holiday away with family.  We went abroad three times a year and a family favourite was Italy.  So we went there quite a lot.  I just wish my parents had been a little more adventurous in their choice of resort.<\/p>\n<p>When we could have afforded to go to places like the USA, Canada and Australia we visited Europe and didn&#8217;t stray towards the unusual or exotic.  And now I am older and able to visit them myself I don&#8217;t have the funds to do so.  Isn&#8217;t life a bugger sometimes.  Lol<\/p>\n<p>One day\u2026<\/p>\n<p>I was inspired to write this post by &#8220;Mummy&#8217;s Boy&#8221; at work.  This guy only left his mother and moved in to his own house about 6 months ago.  He had lived the first 37 years of his life with her and consequently he is a little short of female interaction skills.<\/p>\n<p>He quite often chats to me when I am in the kitchen at work and he is so na\u00c3\u00afve about the world in general let alone relationships and sexuality.  It is quite sweet but at the same time he is a little weird.<\/p>\n<p>On Friday I was in the kitchen and in he came.  We got chatting and he divulged that he booked a long weekend in Amsterdam.  I had to ask the question with a smile.  &#8220;Are you taking you mum with you?&#8221; expecting him to say no.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes&#8221;, he replied.  I suppressed the smile and continued to wash my cup with my back to him.  I couldn&#8217;t bring myself to say anything else for trying to stave off the laughter.<\/p>\n<p>Now there are family holiday and there are family holidays and I don&#8217;t really think that an elderly woman would particularly want to go to Amsterdam.  Or am I wrong?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a child and in to my early teens I spent many a good holiday away with family. We went abroad three times a year and a family favourite was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6873\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,35],"tags":[934],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6873"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6873"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6873\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6874,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6873\/revisions\/6874"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}