{"id":6975,"date":"2010-05-10T00:49:22","date_gmt":"2010-05-10T00:49:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6975"},"modified":"2010-05-10T22:16:10","modified_gmt":"2010-05-10T22:16:10","slug":"in-the-middle-of-an-erection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6975","title":{"rendered":"In The Middle Of An Erection"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Tit Wank\" src=\"\/images\/titty-wank.jpg\" alt=\"Tit Wank\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>Whoops!\u00a0 That should read election.\u00a0 It seems to be dragging on and I for one am glad for the distraction of adult blogging and sex toy testing.\u00a0 The latter is keeping me very busy in the bedroom which is good given that the UK\u2019s weather seems to have done a u turn as we reached Spring and the temperatures have plummeted.<\/p>\n<p>Yet again another month has come and gone and Alex and I have been busy with lots of new projects one of which I can now let you all in on.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42\u00a0 We have a brand new site <a title=\"PiMP My Pic\" href=\"http:\/\/adultbloghub.com\/pimp\/\" target=\"_blank\">Pimp My Pic<\/a> where registrants can upload their images and be voted to the top of the listing.\u00a0 A pictorial toplist if you like.<\/p>\n<p>If you would like to join in the naughty fun you can register here and enjoy the additional traffic to your site or blog.\u00a0 It\u2019s a great way to meet new friends and indulge in a little bit of exhibitionism too.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>You may not have noticed but Alex and I are currently celebrating our 5<sup>th<\/sup> Birthday and to share the celebrations with our readers we have a competition running for you to win 12 months of FREE adult products.\u00a0 You will received one toy per month with nothing to pay, not even the postage.\u00a0 Now that is one hell of a prize.\u00a0 To enter simply click here or on the sidebar button over there to your left.\u00a0 Good luck!<\/p>\n<p>Additionally you could also sign up for the <a title=\"Sex Toy Newsletter ans Competition\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\/newsletter\/join.php\" target=\"_blank\">Sex Toys Buzz Newsletter<\/a> and be automatically entered in to the monthly draw for adult products.\u00a0 The current prize up for grabs is a beautiful Lelo Nea vibrator.\u00a0 So, if you haven\u2019t already joined nip over and join, remember you\u2019ve got to be in it to win it.\u00a0 Or something like that.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>Of course being busy in the bedroom results in lots of adult product reviews for you to enjoy.\u00a0 Here is a list of last month\u2019s for you to indulge yourself with.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Prolific Pleasures Vibrator Review\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\/vibrators\/prolific-pleasures-rabbit-vibrator-review\" target=\"_blank\">Prolific Pleasures<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Male Masturbator Review\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\/masturbators\/jessicas-tight-ass-masturbator\" target=\"_blank\">Jessica\u2019s Tight Ass Masturbator<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Evolved Vibrator Review\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\/vibrators\/evolved-fleur-de-lis-silky-g-vibrator-review\" target=\"_blank\">Evolved Fleur De Lis Vibrator<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Lylou Massage Gel Review\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\/sensual\/lylou-kissable-tangerine-lime-massage-gel\" target=\"_blank\">Lylou Kissable Tangerine Lime Massage Gel<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Portable Nooner Masturbator Review\" href=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=6556\" target=\"_blank\">Portable Nooner Masturbator<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Zini Roae Vibrator Review\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\/vibrators\/zini-roae-vibrator-review\" target=\"_blank\">Zini Roae Vibrator<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Fleshlight Ice Review\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\/masturbators\/fleshlight-ice-review\" target=\"_blank\">Fleshlight Ice<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Platinum Power Bullet Review\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\/vibrators\/platinum-power-bullet-review\" target=\"_blank\">Platinum Power Bullet<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Twirl Vibrator Review\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\/vibrators\/twirl-vibrator-review\" target=\"_blank\">Twirl Vibrator<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whoops!\u00a0 That should read election.\u00a0 It seems to be dragging on and I for one am glad for the distraction of adult blogging and sex toy testing.\u00a0 The latter is &hellip; 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