{"id":7039,"date":"2010-05-13T19:45:03","date_gmt":"2010-05-13T19:45:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=7039"},"modified":"2010-05-13T18:04:06","modified_gmt":"2010-05-13T18:04:06","slug":"loving-that-sweet-cock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=7039","title":{"rendered":"Loving That Sweet Cock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Chocolate\" src=\"\/images\/sexy-chocolate.jpg\" alt=\"Chocolate\" width=\"282\" height=\"282\" \/>You do have to take most of the <a title=\"Jelly Baby Boy\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/sol\/homepage\/news\/2965937\/Jelly-baby-in-shape-of-naked-man-found-in-a-pack-of-picknmix.html\" target=\"_blank\">stories you read in The Sun<\/a> with a pinch of salt.\u00a0 For those unfamiliar with that expression it means you have to be slightly sceptical about the stories they feature they aren\u2019t always factual.\u00a0 In fact I\u2019m sure they make up a lot of them just to cause a bit of a stir.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday they were running one which I read with a slight amount of disbelief.\u00a0 There has been a standing joke relating to jelly babies for years.\u00a0 Looking back maybe I should rephrase that based upon what I\u2019m about to say.\u00a0 Lol\u00a0 The joke being that the male Jelly Babies have a little bit more jelly.<\/p>\n<p>They are reporting that a girl purchased a cup of sweets from Candy King and found the little fella top left in there with her other candy indulgences.\u00a0 Hmmm, I remain sceptical but it makes for a naughty fun story to divert our attention away from all the elections stuff.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You do have to take most of the stories you read in The Sun with a pinch of salt.\u00a0 For those unfamiliar with that expression it means you have to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=7039\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,14,3,35],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7039"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7039"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7039\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7049,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7039\/revisions\/7049"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7039"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7039"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7039"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}