{"id":753,"date":"2008-01-29T19:42:25","date_gmt":"2008-01-29T19:42:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=753"},"modified":"2008-01-29T20:10:37","modified_gmt":"2008-01-29T20:10:37","slug":"some-girls-will-do-anything-for-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=753","title":{"rendered":"Some Girls Will Do Anything For Sex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"left\" width=\"250\" src=\"\/images\/kimbassinger.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" height=\"491\" style=\"width: 250px; height: 491px\" \/>I don&#8217;t know if I have mentioned this before but my work colleagues are great but they are the most desperate pair I have come across in a long while. They are both single and eager to find a man. I wish it was a woman..*sigh* Busty would enjoy the attention I could give her. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Both of them have been finding ways to entrap men for years. I don&#8217;t know why because both are attractive, it&#8217;s just that Busty is nearer my age.<\/p>\n<p>Today they sort of gave me a brief history of their experiments with ensnarement. Lol<\/p>\n<p>It turns out that before I started to work with them they targeted the local garage service manager. I think there is a joke in there somewhere but I&#8217;ll leave that to you. \ud83d\ude00 Being girlies they don&#8217;t know their cam shaft from their prop shaft\u2026Ooohh! Listen to her sounding as if she knows what she is talking about. Lol<\/p>\n<p>They had both taken their cars to him for servicing and after a while they came to trust him and at the same time took a shine to him. But Busty admitted that although he gave them a good service and discounted his rates\u2026he wasn&#8217;t the kind of guy she could go for.<\/p>\n<p>Then one night Busty (who Reg had made a play for) was down town having a drink in a bar and he approached her from behind, taking her by surprise. She said she was a little tipsy and all she could remember was his big face beaming down on her and she felt ill. Not a good thing.<\/p>\n<p>I think she shunned him and\u2026well, that was the end of that!<\/p>\n<p>Then as I took up my position with the company Busty had found a new target. The stationary supplies guy. I suspected that she had a thing for him but you don&#8217;t like to say anything when you are new.<\/p>\n<p>She would invite him over to discuss stationary and spend lots of time talking to him out of the way in reception where we couldn&#8217;t over hear them. I have to admit he was tall dark and handsome but a little too well groomed for my liking. He looked like a high maintenance kind of guy.<\/p>\n<p>I think if my memory serves me well he played her for her orders and then she found out during one of their conversations exactly what the score was. He had a fianc\u00c3\u00a9. End of story.<\/p>\n<p>Then Busty got religion and she almost persuaded Horny to join her. Busty had attended her local weekly Fat Fighters club and spotted a hot guy from the side. When he turned round he was wearing a dog collar with the suit.<\/p>\n<p>It turned out he was from the church next door. She was smitten and I remember walking in to work the next day to become part of Busty and Horny&#8217;s conversation about conversion to Catholicism.<\/p>\n<p>They had decided in the 10 minutes since arriving to join the local church. Telling me that there was a great sense of belonging and community about joining the church. What they really meant to say is that they had found a great supply of cock. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Over the following hours before lunchtime I managed to persuade them that church is for life not just for a one night stand. They listened and didn&#8217;t get religion after all.<\/p>\n<p>This brings us up to date. Today they were discussing joining a Salsa class. &#8220;There will be some great guys there&#8221;, commented Horny. I&#8217;m not sure, replied Busty. &#8220;You will find a man there for sure&#8221;, Horny bounced back.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I just don&#8217;t fancy some guy pressing against by breasts&#8221;, responded Busty. &#8220;I don&#8217;t want some bad breathed old bugger snuggling up to my boobs&#8221;, she added. &#8220;I always end up with the dirty old man&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure if this dancing idea will reach fruition but I would love to be her partner\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know if I have mentioned this before but my work colleagues are great but they are the most desperate pair I have come across in a long while. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=753\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/753"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=753"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/753\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}