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I sometimes feel like I am taking part in porno sitcom at work. The girls just keep coming up with more and more strange scenarios for meeting a man. Now Busty is single again the ideas are flowing and being bounced around the room. Oooh, I wish I hadn’t put that thought in to my head.<\/p>\n
You know that thought\u2026<\/p>\n
\u2026Busty jumping up and down the office on a spacehopper. Now that would be worth seeing. She has to be a G cup, when she walks she has to lean back so that she doesn’t topple over. I’m getting all excited again I must change the subject and move on. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n
So, yes today’s suggestions were even more obscure than yesterday’s. I almost wet myself when Horny suggested that she should join a sailing club. My jaw must of dropped with disbelief before I commented, “why would you do that?”. Bear in mind that we live in a land locked part of the UK.<\/p>\n
She went on to explain that a friend of hers had a friend\u2026I know here we go\u2026stick with it. This friend joined a sailing club and met a good looking and wealthy mate. At this point I suggested that were she to join shouldn’t she posses the one reason for joining\u2026an ocean going vessel. Lol<\/p>\n
“And I think you need to be fairly wealthy”, she added. “That’s out of the question then”, I responded pissing myself with laughter. Busty joined in the giggling at that point and wow! Those puppies jiggle when she laughs in her low cut top.<\/p>\n
We got down to a bit of work and then Horny suggested “I may try the personals”. “It’s a bit chancy doing that you need to be careful”, I warned. Sometimes desperation can take over common sense.<\/p>\n
Then she told us that she was considering joining a dating agency and could she scan an image in so that she could post it on her profile. I suggested that the quality of a digital camera image would be better and she could select something sexy to wear too. So I may be helping her out with her registration at some point. Although it may not be a good idea to do it at work our IT people are snoops.<\/p>\n
I suggested that she could have Busty post her up on Sarah Beeny’s site My Single Friend dot com. We will then be able to vet her suitors and select her best match. I’ve always fancied myself as a matchmaker.<\/p>\n
Watch this space to see what they come up with next. Going in to work these can be so much fun!<\/p>\n
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