{"id":7610,"date":"2010-06-18T13:45:26","date_gmt":"2010-06-18T13:45:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=7610"},"modified":"2010-06-18T10:37:03","modified_gmt":"2010-06-18T10:37:03","slug":"and-now-time-for-a-wank-break","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=7610","title":{"rendered":"And Now Time For A Wank Break"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Ronaldo\" src=\"\/images\/ronaldo-in-chair.jpg\" alt=\"Ronaldo\" width=\"350\" height=\"208\" \/>This world cup thing is driving me mad and it\u2019s only just started.\u00a0 There seems to be little or nothing else to watch, it\u2019s like all the other channels have decided not to compete.\u00a0 Why I ask?\u00a0 I\u2019m sure there are lots of other people just like me scraping through the decaying bones of viewing material trying to find some meat to pull from the bones.<\/p>\n<p>But there\u2019s nothing!\u00a0 That is unless you want to watch repeats or Big Brother which is being drip fed to us yet again this year in small edited sound bites, nothing like the streamed version we used to get.<\/p>\n<p>The only way you will get me remotely interested in football is if the hunk at the top of this post is involved.\u00a0 This is taken from Ronaldo\u2019s latest advertising campaign for Armani.\u00a0 Now there\u2019s a pair of balls I would love to get my hands on.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This world cup thing is driving me mad and it\u2019s only just started.\u00a0 There seems to be little or nothing else to watch, it\u2019s like all the other channels have &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=7610\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3,35,25],"tags":[2024],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7610"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7610"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7610\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7617,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7610\/revisions\/7617"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}