{"id":7613,"date":"2010-06-18T16:48:53","date_gmt":"2010-06-18T16:48:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=7613"},"modified":"2010-06-17T20:53:16","modified_gmt":"2010-06-17T20:53:16","slug":"how-do-you-like-your-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=7613","title":{"rendered":"How Do You Like Your Porn?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Naughty BBQ\" src=\"\/images\/naughty-bbq.jpg\" alt=\"Naughty BBQ\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" \/>Back in the day when I still went out clubbing until the silly hours we would turn out on to the street with our alcohol fuelled appetites and head for the nearest eatery.\u00a0 Yes I know that\u2019s a posh word for kebab shop.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s amazing what you will eat and enjoy devouring when you have the munchies.\u00a0 I can\u2019t envisage ever craving a kebab like the ones I would eat sober.\u00a0 Yet it was a heavenly snack in the early hours of the morning.<\/p>\n<p>That said I don\u2019t recall every buying anything from one of the dodgy caravans which always parked up in town just waiting for individuals like me to stroll by.\u00a0 I probably had more common sense, realising that an established take away was less liable to give you a bad case of the shits than a fly by night mobile snack bar.<\/p>\n<p>Although the one that I just read about in the paper does have a slight appeal and something a little bit different to offer the punter.\u00a0 In Driffield, East Yorkshire one such mobile establishment was giving away a free naughty DVD to every customer who spent \u00a35 on burgers or kebabs.<\/p>\n<p>And not just that, they also had porn running on a portable television in the van.\u00a0 Lol\u00a0 You can read the full story here <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/sol\/homepage\/news\/3016976\/Burgers-with-extra-sauce.html\">http:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/sol\/homepage\/news\/3016976\/Burgers-with-extra-sauce.html<\/a> You have to admire their entrepreneurialism.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back in the day when I still went out clubbing until the silly hours we would turn out on to the street with our alcohol fuelled appetites and head for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=7613\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,14,3,35],"tags":[2418],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7613"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7613"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7613\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7615,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7613\/revisions\/7615"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7613"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7613"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7613"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}