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I attempted today to get the girls to talk more about adult toys. They weren’t very forthcoming, I think Busty likes them but daren’t say because Horny seems to be against anything like that, preferring the “real thing”.<\/p>\nI attempted today to get the girls to talk more about adult toys. They weren’t very forthcoming, I think Busty likes them but daren’t say because Horny seems to be against anything like that, preferring the “real thing”.<\/p>\n
If Horny books some time off I will try to work out if Busty is a batteries required kind of girl. But in the meantime I got them back on track by pointing out that they had an Ass Midget in the shop.<\/p>\n
You should have seen their faces when I described that it was a black rubber gnome which you insert inside you. “Insert where”, came the surprised response from Horny. “Your ass”, I replied giggling. Busty sat quietly thinking it through. These girls are so na\u00c3\u00afve\u2026 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n
“How big is it?”, enquired Busty. I gestured size and diameter using my hands and her jaw dropped several inches in credulity.<\/p>\n
Busty then turned to me brandishing a Robinsons fruit juice bottle and saying, “You mean that it is about the same size as this?”, a look of total disbelief on her face. I bet she goes to the Adult store herself just to check it out. Lol<\/p>\n
Then Busty turned back round to face me whilst attempting to put the Robinsons bottle in to her mouth. I must have looked quizzical at this point. “What are you doing?”, I asked giggling. “I can’t even get something that big in my mouth”, she added. I couldn’t think of a suitable reply which didn’t involve blowjob references so I let that one slip by.<\/p>\n
Horny then piped up that she can’t do anal, it makes her want to poo. And I’m thinking too much information lady. \ud83d\ude42 She went on to add that she had tried it and it didn’t feel right. Although her friend loves it and her husband like a bit up his ass too. “Really!”, I replied acting all surprised.<\/p>\n
“Yes, she has a bag full of things in her car she once showed me. He likes to have a big vibrator inside him”. “But I’ve heard there is something inside their that they like to stimulate when they do that”. “Oh, you mean his prostate”, shit I thought, I’m revealing too much about my knowledge. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
Busty then came back with “I suppose they have to train their asses using butt plugs, so that they can insert that gnome thing”, she said thoughtfully. “I don’t like things up my ass”, she added with a screwed up face. She looked kind of cute. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n
So, we won’t be trying any DP action when I finally persuade her to come home with me. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n
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