{"id":786,"date":"2008-02-07T19:43:15","date_gmt":"2008-02-07T19:43:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=786"},"modified":"2008-02-07T19:43:24","modified_gmt":"2008-02-07T19:43:24","slug":"fucking-tattoos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=786","title":{"rendered":"Fucking Tattoos!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"left\" width=\"350\" src=\"\/as\/hnt\/images\/tft2.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" alt=\"Alex and Suze\" height=\"317\" style=\"width: 350px; height: 317px\" title=\"Alex and Suze\" \/>I couldn&#8217;t resist <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/england\/7139492.stm\">bringing this news story<\/a> to your attention.<\/p>\n<p>Some things are transient, like teenage infatuations, other things are forever, like tattoos. Does there need to be a sign above the door of tattoo shops for the intellectually challenged which states &#8220;These are the kind that don&#8217;t wash off&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>Apparently for that young lady the sign wouldn&#8217;t have made much difference anyway. The fact that the tattoo says nothing more offensive than &#8220;supermarket&#8221; is in itself a blessing. I was concerned that the temporary one that I had a year or so ago said something a bit dodgy. However, in that case it turned out it said exactly what it was supposed to &#8211; &#8220;Love, Happy, Thought&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I thought it was daft enough to have your girlfriend&#8217;s name inked onto your arm, I mean what happens when you split up? But to have it written in a language you don&#8217;t speak? That&#8217;s just asking for trouble.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I couldn&#8217;t resist bringing this news story to your attention. Some things are transient, like teenage infatuations, other things are forever, like tattoos. Does there need to be a sign &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=786\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/786"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=786"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/786\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}