{"id":789,"date":"2008-02-08T11:43:37","date_gmt":"2008-02-08T11:43:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=789"},"modified":"2008-02-08T11:43:55","modified_gmt":"2008-02-08T11:43:55","slug":"screw-until-we%e2%80%99ve-saved-the-planet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=789","title":{"rendered":"Screw Until We&#8217;ve Saved The Planet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"left\" width=\"282\" src=\"\/images\/penislight.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" alt=\"AlexSuze\" height=\"400\" style=\"width: 282px; height: 400px\" title=\"AlexSuze\" \/>Oh, the BBC have some great stories at the moment. <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/technology\/7226968.stm\">Take this article I found on the BBC&#8217;s news site<\/a>. Now if it&#8217;s possible to harness the energy of someone taking a leisurely walk to recharge your mobile phone just think of the energy you could capture from some really vigorous sex.<\/p>\n<p>You could perhaps power a DVD player to view your latest porn while fucking. The TV might be a bit of an ask, generating enough electricity to keep that going would require some serious thrusting action.<\/p>\n<p>One application that does make sense of course is charging up your partner&#8217;s sex toys so they can enjoy your vitality while you&#8217;re away. Imagine the extra satisfaction they would derive from bringing themselves off with batteries charged by your passion.<\/p>\n<p>There is of course the small matter of how this energy would be harnessed. Would it be a similar principle to the knee brace shown in the article? Perhaps a contraption of rope and cables? Or maybe some sort of hydraulic generator powered by your love piston. Couldn&#8217;t resist that phrase, sorry.<\/p>\n<p>One thing&#8217;s for certain, it would get people more interested in saving the planet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, the BBC have some great stories at the moment. Take this article I found on the BBC&#8217;s news site. Now if it&#8217;s possible to harness the energy of someone &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=789\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/789"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=789"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/789\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}