{"id":7978,"date":"2010-07-08T21:48:34","date_gmt":"2010-07-08T21:48:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=7978"},"modified":"2010-07-08T19:48:37","modified_gmt":"2010-07-08T19:48:37","slug":"neo-classical-nudity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=7978","title":{"rendered":"Neo-Classical Nudity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Statue Scholng\" src=\"\/images\/statue-schlong.jpg\" alt=\"Statue Scholng\" width=\"274\" height=\"274\" \/>As followers of my Twitter will know we went to Fountains Abbey today. Weather was glorious, thought the portion sizes in the National Trust restaurant in the visitors centre were meagre to say the least. We ate a hug pile of Kentucky Fried Chicken when we got back! A good long walk is great for developing a healthy appetite.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, while there we walked down river to Studley Royal Gardens and from next to the formal lakes took some shots of the ornamental statues. We\u2019d passed the one pictured on the other side of the lake but I couldn\u2019t tell you what it looks like from the other side. But from behind it looks like this guy is doing something very naughty indeed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As followers of my Twitter will know we went to Fountains Abbey today. Weather was glorious, thought the portion sizes in the National Trust restaurant in the visitors centre were &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=7978\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[102,1120,3],"tags":[2484],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7978"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7978"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7978\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14576,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7978\/revisions\/14576"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}