{"id":7987,"date":"2010-07-09T12:48:17","date_gmt":"2010-07-09T12:48:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=7987"},"modified":"2010-07-09T12:37:16","modified_gmt":"2010-07-09T12:37:16","slug":"weirdest-chicks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=7987","title":{"rendered":"Weirdest Chicks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/vicky-pollard.jpg\" alt=\"Vicky Pollard\" width=\"180\" height=\"180\" \/>Get this. I forgot to tell Suze about what I saw driving home from a client the other day.<\/p>\n<p>Outside a shop that I passed a couple of miles from the site I&#8217;d just left was a guy dressed in a Vicky Pollard outfit &#8211; bright pink tracksuit and blonde wig. She\/he &#8211; take your pick &#8211; was pushing a guy (or maybe a girl) dressed as Andy from Little Britain.<\/p>\n<p>I assume it was either a publicity stunt or a charity thing but I must have been completely whacked that night to have forgotten to mention it to Suze.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Get this. I forgot to tell Suze about what I saw driving home from a client the other day. Outside a shop that I passed a couple of miles from &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=7987\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3],"tags":[2487],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7987"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7987"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7987\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7989,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7987\/revisions\/7989"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}