{"id":81,"date":"2006-11-21T08:28:16","date_gmt":"2006-11-21T07:28:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/blog\/?p=81"},"modified":"2006-11-21T08:28:16","modified_gmt":"2006-11-21T07:28:16","slug":"it%e2%80%99s-all-a-blur-%e2%80%93-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=81","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s All A Blur &#8211; Part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img style=\"margin: 12px\" src=\"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/blog\/images\/magnumetmagnum.jpg\" align=\"left\" \/>I just knew when I posted the first part of this the other day I would remember some more alcohol related episodes in my past.\u00a0 So here I go again, if you missed the first one of these just scroll down the page to Friday the 17th November.<\/p>\n<p>As a child I was raised to respect alcohol by my liberal minded parents.\u00a0 We always drank wine with our Sunday lunch and celebrated special occasions with alcohol.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t get me wrong they did not let me partake too much but I came very close on many occasion when they weren&#8217;t watching the bottle.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>One such event happened on New Years Eve when I was about eleven or twelve years old.\u00a0 My father was away I recall, either for work of family reasons, not sure which.\u00a0 But both my mother and I were in the house on our own on this particular eve.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>The clock approached the hour of midnight and I was trying hard not to fall asleep whilst laying on the sofa watching the revelry and partying taking place on television as was the tradition.\u00a0 There has always been a Hogmanay show on television for as long as I remember.\u00a0 The earliest ones were hosted by Andy Williams I think.\u00a0 Is he still alive?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway.\u00a0 The clock struck twelve and everyone on the television raised their glasses to us the viewing public and wished a &#8220;Happy New Year&#8221;.\u00a0 Most of the people on the show must have been well stewed by the time 12 o clock came round as the show usually started about 10 o clock and probably continued well in to the &#8220;wee hours&#8221;.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>My mother disappeared off in to the kitchen and returned just as the last chime rang out from Big Ben.\u00a0 She was clutching the largest bottle of Champagne I had ever seen.\u00a0 It looked like we were having the whole neighbourhood round for a celebratory drink.\u00a0 &#8220;Your dad left us this to bring in the New Year&#8221;, she smiled at me.\u00a0 &#8220;Wow&#8221;, I replied in a mesmerised voice.\u00a0 It was the largest bottle of Champagne I had ever seen.\u00a0 Did I tell you that already?\u00a0 Lol.<\/p>\n<p>She popped the cork which hit the ceiling and made a lovely dint which we all pointed at for the next few months reminiscing (you will find out why in a moment, be patient!) until the day dad relented to mum&#8217;s demand, filling the dent and repainting the ceiling.\u00a0 There are only so many times you can point up at the ceiling and make fun of Suze\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Got you all wondering why now, haven&#8217;t I?\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<br \/>\n\u2026Ok, I give in.\u00a0 Whilst mum was pouring the first glass the telephone rang.\u00a0 It was my father calling to wish us both a Happy New Year.\u00a0 &#8220;Suze, come and wish your dad a Happy New Year&#8221;, mum called out from the phone.\u00a0 I went to the telephone and wished him rather begrudgingly as I recall, Happy New Year, through gritted teeth.\u00a0 I was both angry and upset that he couldn&#8217;t be with us on this of all evenings.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>I blew a kiss to him down the receiver and left my mother talking to him.\u00a0 Meanwhile there was some Champagne waiting for me in the lounge.\u00a0 The first glass went down a little slow, the bubbles and the taste I guess.\u00a0 One has to acquire a taste for the good stuff.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude00\u00a0 This meant I had to pour another just to see if the taste was beginning to grown on me.\u00a0 It did and this prompted me to pour another and another and\u2026<\/p>\n<p>You can guess the rest.\u00a0 My mother returned from her phone call and I was as pissed as a fart.\u00a0 I think she guessed I was drunk quite quickly, as I was dancing to bagpipe music.\u00a0 Not my normal choice of music to get down to.\u00a0 &#8220;Have you been drinking this while I have been gone?&#8221;, she asked as she picked up the bottle to check out just how many times I had celebrated on my own.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure how much I had but it felt great.\u00a0 I had boundless energy and felt like I was walking on clouds.\u00a0 My dancing eventually stopped and things began to slow down after mum took the bottle away from me.\u00a0 Climbing the stairs to bed was hilarious I remember to this day laughing like an idiot all the way up and in to bed.\u00a0 Not so the next morning.\u00a0 I had a stonking great headache and stayed in bed until I felt better.\u00a0 Mid afternoon I think.<\/p>\n<p>There are more tales to tell do you want to hear them?\u00a0 I may have to make this in to a mini series.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just knew when I posted the first part of this the other day I would remember some more alcohol related episodes in my past.\u00a0 So here I go again, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=81\" class=\"more-link\">Read 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