{"id":8125,"date":"2010-07-16T07:49:37","date_gmt":"2010-07-16T07:49:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=8125"},"modified":"2010-07-15T20:47:41","modified_gmt":"2010-07-15T20:47:41","slug":"paper-pussy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=8125","title":{"rendered":"Paper Pussy"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Pornogami\"As a teenager I got in to “The art of paper folding” as it was commonly known back then. Or to the uninitiated Origami. I would spend hours sat at the table with my perfectly square pieces of paper ready to be turned in to mystical beasts, boxes and everything in between.<\/p>\n

I think the creator of the book I used was called Robert Harbin and he must have died in the mid 18th century as I remember the dog eared cover of the jumble sale purchase.<\/p>\n

But back then there was nothing like the book in the top left corner. If this had been around when I was paper folding our living room would have been full of paper porn. I wonder what my parents would have said as they walked in on me carefully folding a paper pussy. lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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