{"id":855,"date":"2008-02-26T11:42:20","date_gmt":"2008-02-26T11:42:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=855"},"modified":"2008-02-26T11:42:23","modified_gmt":"2008-02-26T11:42:23","slug":"horny-the-office-lesbian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=855","title":{"rendered":"Horny The Office Lesbian"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"left\" width=\"300\" src=\"\/images\/officelesbian.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" height=\"300\" style=\"width: 300px; height: 300px\" \/>Busty was on holiday today and I missed her. It&#8217;s not the same glancing over to catch a glimpse of her boobs or of her fishnet stockings and there just being an empty chair. Although I must say that I probably got more work done. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Horny is good company and has a very dry sense of humour, sometimes she comes over as being quite na\u00c3\u00afve too. Today I must say she didn&#8217;t. Lol<\/p>\n<p>I started talking to her about the program Alex and I watched with Dawn Porter attempting to release her inner lesbian. As I explained to her that the program revealed that most women would like to have a lesbian experience she agreed with me. Not just agreed but affirmed it nodding her head.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh yes I have to agree&#8221;, she added. &#8220;A woman knows what another woman wants and her femininity appeals to women&#8221;. I sat back and listened intently to every word. She was 100% behind the idea of having a female lover and at one point I thought she was going to admit to having had a bit of a dabble herself. She didn&#8217;t but I&#8217;ll catch up with her on another day. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>May I say that at this point I REALLY missed Busty, it would have been a good opportunity to find out if I am ever going to get the opportunity to get dirty with her. *sigh* It was the perfect moment for her to let me know how she feels about girl on girl and she missed it. I may have to tell her about the program when she comes back of her holiday. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>No, correction I will be revisiting the whole idea when she returns to work\u2026I&#8217;ll just have to be subtle about it.<\/p>\n<p>Without provocation Horny then said that her sister&#8217;s husband wants her to go with another woman. Adding doesn&#8217;t every man. I agreed, no point in pretending to be all innocent about some things. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>But what she said next took me totally by surprise. &#8220;When I go round Darren asks me if I want to watch some porn&#8221;. &#8220;I don&#8217;t mind watching it as long as it doesn&#8217;t have animals in it&#8221;, she went on. Well, at that point I very nearly spat out the tea I had just sipped from my cup. Lol<\/p>\n<p>She finished the conversation on &#8220;I can understand how a woman can be attracted to another, it seems quite natural to me&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Watch this space! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Tags: <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/Dawn+Porter\">Dawn Porter<\/a>, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/Dawn+Goes+Lesbian\">Dawn Goes Lesbian<\/a>, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/girly+chats\">girly chats<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Busty was on holiday today and I missed her. It&#8217;s not the same glancing over to catch a glimpse of her boobs or of her fishnet stockings and there just &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=855\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,25],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/855"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=855"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/855\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}