{"id":8554,"date":"2010-08-10T01:49:08","date_gmt":"2010-08-10T01:49:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=8554"},"modified":"2010-08-09T21:41:20","modified_gmt":"2010-08-09T21:41:20","slug":"getting-a-boner-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=8554","title":{"rendered":"Getting A Boner On  ;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Just\" src=\"\/images\/justwatchmego.jpg\" alt=\"Just\" width=\"250\" height=\"164\" \/>I just read a story in the Metro about a group of archaeologists who unearthed what is thought to be one of the oldest dildos in the world.\u00a0 The discovery made in the mud of the bank of the G\u00f6ta Canal near Motala in Sweeden.<\/p>\n<p>The phallus is just over 4\u201d in length and carved from a stag\u2019s antler.\u00a0 I don\u2019t think at that size it will be any competition for the lovely dildos and vibes made by Swedish company Lelo.\u00a0 Lol<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Antler Dildo\" href=\"http:\/\/www.metro.co.uk\/weird\/836244-is-this-the-worlds-oldest-sex-toy\" target=\"_blank\">You can read the full story over here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just read a story in the Metro about a group of archaeologists who unearthed what is thought to be one of the oldest dildos in the world.\u00a0 The discovery &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=8554\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,14,3,35],"tags":[2557,2556],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8554"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8554"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8554\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8555,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8554\/revisions\/8555"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8554"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8554"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8554"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}