{"id":868,"date":"2008-02-29T20:42:25","date_gmt":"2008-02-29T20:42:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=868"},"modified":"2008-02-29T20:42:37","modified_gmt":"2008-02-29T20:42:37","slug":"diy-cock-sucking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=868","title":{"rendered":"DIY Cock Sucking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"left\" width=\"250\" src=\"\/images\/autofellate.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" alt=\"AlexSuze.com\" height=\"205\" style=\"width: 250px; height: 205px\" title=\"AlexSuze.com\" \/>We had are usual Friday girly chat this afternoon and I mentioned watching Ashes to Ashes last night. Then I asked if they had seen the trailer for next weeks episode and neither Horny or Busty, now back from holiday had seen it.<\/p>\n<p>I pointed out that at one point they show a clip of Chris holding a small butt plug in the air and saying &#8220;This is a big ear plug&#8221;. Well Busty burst out laughing but Horny just sat there staring rather blankly at me. At first it didn&#8217;t click that she didn&#8217;t understand the joke at all.<\/p>\n<p>Busty jumped in to the save the day and said &#8220;He was holding up a butt plug&#8221;. To which Horny replied &#8220;Butt plug, what&#8217;s one of those?&#8221;. At that point my jaw must have dropped with incredulity, I thought everyone had heard of butt plugs, obviously not.<\/p>\n<p>Here begins the education. Busty then went on to say &#8220;It&#8217;s used to open up the bottom before having anal sex because the muscle is normally closed&#8221;. I just sat there and let her explain away. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, I see&#8221;, responded Horny in a surprised voice and giggling.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I bet your friend will have one of those in the bag of toys she drives around on the back seat&#8221;, I pointed out.<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;ll ask her next time she comes over\u2026No, on second thoughts I won&#8217;t because she will probably show it me and it will probably have been up Paul&#8217;s arse&#8221;, she added.<\/p>\n<p>Busty then added, don&#8217;t ask me what made her think of it, although it could be me as they are blaming me for all the smutty chat going on these days. \ud83d\ude09 &#8220;Did you hear that story about Marilyn Manson?&#8221;.<br \/>\n&#8220;No, which story is that?&#8221;, I enquired<br \/>\n&#8220;That he is alleged to have had a rib removed to allow him to suck his own cock&#8221;, she said.<br \/>\n&#8220;Oh, you mean auto fellatio&#8221;, I blurted out before stopping myself. I think I got away without them noticing that I knew what it was called. Lol<br \/>\n&#8220;Never!&#8221;, perked up Horny.<\/p>\n<p>I just giggled, I wouldn&#8217;t of course be knowing about things like that. Who little innocent me.<\/p>\n<p>So what did I do when I got home from work. I did a search on the Internet to check if the story is true.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve had a quick look and cannot find any factual evidence that this is true. I&#8217;m sure had it been true he would have owned up to it, he doesn&#8217;t strike me as a guy who shies away from publicity like that.<\/p>\n<p>Does anyone know if this has been proven one way or the other?<\/p>\n<p>Tags: <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/Marilyn+Manson\">Marilyn Manson<\/a>, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/autofellatio\">autofellatio<\/a>, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/auto+fellatio\">auto fellatio<\/a>, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/butt+plug\">butt plug<\/a>, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/anal+sex\">anal sex<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We had are usual Friday girly chat this afternoon and I mentioned watching Ashes to Ashes last night. 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