{"id":8735,"date":"2010-08-23T07:49:19","date_gmt":"2010-08-23T07:49:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=8735"},"modified":"2010-08-22T18:56:47","modified_gmt":"2010-08-22T18:56:47","slug":"vegetable-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=8735","title":{"rendered":"Vegetable Sex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Rude Carrot\" src=\"\/images\/rude-carrot.jpg\" alt=\"Rude Carrot\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>How do you sex a vegetable. Well normally not at all but with this carrot that I picked from the garden this afternoon I think it\u2019s pretty obvious what I thought when I saw it.<\/p>\n<p>If I get any more naughty vegetables from our garden I\u2019ll post them up. LOL<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How do you sex a vegetable. Well normally not at all but with this carrot that I picked from the garden this afternoon I think it\u2019s pretty obvious what I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=8735\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3],"tags":[2584],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8735"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8735"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8735\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8737,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8735\/revisions\/8737"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}