{"id":8759,"date":"2010-08-24T07:45:18","date_gmt":"2010-08-24T07:45:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=8759"},"modified":"2010-08-23T22:17:10","modified_gmt":"2010-08-23T22:17:10","slug":"sexy-ass-girls-winking-at-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=8759","title":{"rendered":"Sexy Ass Girls Winking At You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/winkers.jpg\" alt=\"Winkers Jeans\" width=\"300\" height=\"271\" \/>I&#8217;m writing this up and I&#8217;m still not sure if it is a spoof or not. Any way here goes.<\/p>\n<p>A guy named William A Jones from Everett, Washington had designed a new concept in jeans called &#8220;Winkers&#8221;. He claims to have come up with the concept whilst watching a woman as she walked past him.<\/p>\n<p>He says that he was sure that the woman&#8217;s jean clad ass winked at him as she walked and the idea of jeans with eyes in the buttock-folds arose.<\/p>\n<p>Following experimentation with his daughters jeans his idea came to fruition and you can now purchase jeans which appear to quack through to a clapper board which claps.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Winkers Jeans\" href=\"http:\/\/www.winkersdesign.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">You can check out the site for yourself and see if you believe this to be bona fide<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I like the ducks best. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m writing this up and I&#8217;m still not sure if it is a spoof or not. Any way here goes. A guy named William A Jones from Everett, Washington had &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=8759\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3,35,25],"tags":[2587],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8759"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8759"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8760,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8759\/revisions\/8760"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}