{"id":8891,"date":"2010-09-01T07:52:44","date_gmt":"2010-09-01T07:52:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=8891"},"modified":"2010-08-31T21:16:44","modified_gmt":"2010-08-31T21:16:44","slug":"mud-wrestling-pleeeaaassse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=8891","title":{"rendered":"Mud Wrestling Pleeeaaassse!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/creamed-ass.jpg\" alt=\"Creamed Ass\" \/><a title=\"Gravy wrestling\" href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/england\/lancashire\/8230545.stm\" target=\"_blank\">This could have been sexy<\/a> but I can&#8217;t find myself being turned on by it at all. Jelly, bay, oil of course, but wrestling in gravy.<\/p>\n<p>Really doesn&#8217;t do it for me. Maybe it&#8217;s the though of all that salty liqud ending up in your eye *shudder*. Please don&#8217;t go there.<\/p>\n<p>Getting slippery during sex can be fun, indeed for sploshers it&#8217;s a positive turn-on, but brown and slippery?  This post is a minefield of things I don&#8217;t want to experience.<\/p>\n<p>In case you were wondering the gravy was all past its sell-by date so no gravy was wasted in the creation of this rather worrying spectacle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This could have been sexy but I can&#8217;t find myself being turned on by it at all. Jelly, bay, oil of course, but wrestling in gravy. Really doesn&#8217;t do it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=8891\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,1120,3,35,25],"tags":[2615,1655],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8891"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8891"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8891\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8894,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8891\/revisions\/8894"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}