{"id":8902,"date":"2010-09-01T17:52:31","date_gmt":"2010-09-01T17:52:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=8902"},"modified":"2010-09-01T17:51:24","modified_gmt":"2010-09-01T17:51:24","slug":"doggy-style-twitter-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=8902","title":{"rendered":"Doggy Style Twitter Sex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Squatting\" src=\"\/images\/pussy-galore.jpg\" alt=\"Squatting\" width=\"300\" height=\"317\" \/>I was going to re-tweet the tweet I saw today on\u00a0 \u00dcber Twitter\u2019s \u201cEveryone near me\u201d feature, but I thought better of it as it could embarrass. I found it amusing though. It was from a woman to her man and I quote:<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAny chance of poodle action this evening then? You do deserve a poodle treat! :)\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Someone\u2019s in for a tweet (pun intended) this evening. I wonder what exactly a poodle treat is. And I wonder if I did know what it was if I would be wishing I\u2019d never found out.<\/p>\n<p>There are some things that you might want to use direct message for on twitter LOL.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to re-tweet the tweet I saw today on\u00a0 \u00dcber Twitter\u2019s \u201cEveryone near me\u201d feature, but I thought better of it as it could embarrass. I found it &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=8902\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3,35,25],"tags":[1159],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8902"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8902"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8902\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8906,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8902\/revisions\/8906"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}