{"id":896,"date":"2008-03-07T17:42:41","date_gmt":"2008-03-07T17:42:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=896"},"modified":"2008-03-07T17:42:49","modified_gmt":"2008-03-07T17:42:49","slug":"weekend-of-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=896","title":{"rendered":"Weekend Of Sex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"left\" width=\"300\" src=\"\/images\/iiface.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" alt=\"AlexSuze.com\" height=\"230\" style=\"width: 300px; height: 230px\" title=\"AlexSuze.com\" \/>This week has been a particularly bad one at work for a number of reasons. Enjoyable in many ways, but stressful and tiring nonetheless.<\/p>\n<p>Normally on a Friday I&#8217;d be looking forward to a weekend of relaxation and sex, but tonight we picked up nephew so that&#8217;s 24 hours of keeping an eye on the little blighter instead. Not that we don&#8217;t enjoy it, but he&#8217;s already got us exhausted so Saturday could be interesting.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s one of the advantages of not having kids around the place, freedom to be as debauched as you like. I can only wonder how frustrating it must have been for our parents when they wanted a bit of nookie after a hard week at work, only to find that they couldn&#8217;t because they weren&#8217;t on their own in the house. Yes you can have quiet sex, you can keep it in the bedroom with a chair behind the door, but it&#8217;s not the same is it, without the freedom?<\/p>\n<p>Oh no!. Now I&#8217;m thinking about my parents having sex. I don&#8217;t care what anyone says, despite me having seen, experienced and talked about a huge range of sexuality and sexual fetishes that is something I will never be able to countenance.<\/p>\n<p>Of course this is the reason we have the little bugger, so his parents get some time off to relax and, well you can fill in the blanks.<\/p>\n<p>Well, back to normal on Saturday evening. We&#8217;ll have the house to ourselves \u2026 and \u2026 until Sunday morning we&#8217;ll be too knackered to do anything about it.<\/p>\n<p>So maybe I should have called this post &#8220;Half A Weekend Of Sex&#8221;?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week has been a particularly bad one at work for a number of reasons. Enjoyable in many ways, but stressful and tiring nonetheless. Normally on a Friday I&#8217;d be &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=896\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/896"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=896"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/896\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}