{"id":9193,"date":"2010-09-19T21:52:11","date_gmt":"2010-09-19T21:52:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=9193"},"modified":"2010-09-19T21:31:04","modified_gmt":"2010-09-19T21:31:04","slug":"fuck-crying-out-loud%e2%80%a6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=9193","title":{"rendered":"Fuck Crying Out Loud\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"margin: 5px;\" title=\"Dirty\" src=\"\/images\/talkingdirty.jpg\" alt=\"Dirty\" width=\"375\" height=\"372\" \/>Sorry guys had a bit of a Meatloaf moment there, that song gets me every time, Bat Out Of Hell is on my top ten of all time.\u00a0 There isn\u2019t one track on that \u201cLP\u201d which I don\u2019t like, a rare thing indeed, the only other album I can say the same about is the Prodigy\u2019s Fat Of The Lane, an excellent album.<\/p>\n<p>I happened upon a story which inspired this post.<\/p>\n<p>Some years ago when I was in my late teens and had blossomed from a frumpy adolescent to a desirable woman I kicked up my heels and enjoyed the moment.\u00a0 I had metamorphosed from\u00a0 the ugly duckling to the swan and a lot of people wanted a piece of me and after so many years of being ignored I finally had my day.<\/p>\n<p>All of a sudden guys were coming up and asking me out on a regular basis, I felt like I had the Midas touch and wanted to exploit it while things were good.\u00a0 So much so that I ended up going out with 4 guys at the same time whilst only having one \u201cserious\u201d partner.\u00a0 Bad me I know but after years of repression and timidity this was my time.<\/p>\n<p>It was quite easy for me to juggle all of the guys because my principle boyfriend worked shifts, leaving me to play during the evening.\u00a0 I had a whale of a time being wined and dined by the other guys who knew nothing of each other\u2019s involvement with me because each one of them knew I had a steady boyfriend.<\/p>\n<p>This situation continued for many months without him ever suspecting and I had a jolly good time, I was never in the house.\u00a0 I also hasten to add that all these guys were getting was a kiss and a fondle nothing beyond that, all except for my steady guy.<\/p>\n<p>But when you have so many relationships running in unison you have to be so careful.\u00a0 In particular about names.\u00a0 I do recall calling my bf someone else\u2019s name and making hasty excuses, which as I recall I did manage to get away with.<\/p>\n<p>Whilst other have not been so lucky.\u00a0 I just read a story about a woman who called out the wrong name in the bedroom and it cost her, her life.\u00a0 <a title=\"Crucial Climax Cries\" href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/article-1309752\/Joanne-Kitchen-killed-lover-Gary-Higgs-shouting-mans-sex.html\" target=\"_blank\">You can read the story here<\/a>.\u00a0 It certainly makes you think\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sorry guys had a bit of a Meatloaf moment there, that song gets me every time, Bat Out Of Hell is on my top ten of all time.\u00a0 There isn\u2019t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=9193\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14,3,35,25],"tags":[4243],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9193"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9193"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9193\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9196,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9193\/revisions\/9196"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}