{"id":9201,"date":"2010-09-20T07:52:02","date_gmt":"2010-09-20T07:52:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=9201"},"modified":"2010-09-19T21:39:53","modified_gmt":"2010-09-19T21:39:53","slug":"get-ready-to-fuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=9201","title":{"rendered":"Get Ready To Fuck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/concordecondom.jpg\" alt=\"COncorde Condom\" width=\"200\" height=\"290\" \/>I think we have all been there, having to buy condoms for our first encounter.  The first time for me was with a guy who was so embarrassed to buy them that I had to threaten him that I would go in the pharmacy if he didn&#8217;t.  I guess I was a little eager.  Lol<\/p>\n<p>After the first time it gets easier and in the end you become quite blas\u00e9\u00a0about it.  <a title=\"Buying Condoms\" href=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/video:1921140\" target=\"_blank\">Watch this video and remind yourself just how cringe worthy it was<\/a>.  \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think we have all been there, having to buy condoms for our first encounter. The first time for me was with a guy who was so embarrassed to buy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=9201\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,3,35,25],"tags":[158],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9201"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9201"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9201\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9202,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9201\/revisions\/9202"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}