{"id":922,"date":"2008-03-14T11:43:09","date_gmt":"2008-03-14T11:43:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/?p=922"},"modified":"2008-03-14T11:43:28","modified_gmt":"2008-03-14T11:43:28","slug":"horny-likes-it-hard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=922","title":{"rendered":"Horny Likes It Hard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" vspace=\"5\" align=\"left\" width=\"97\" src=\"\/images\/oysters.jpg\" hspace=\"5\" height=\"111\" style=\"width: 97px; height: 111px\" \/>Busty, Horny and I were talking about things we cannot put in our mouths\u2026and no we weren&#8217;t referring to cock. Lol I&#8217;m not sure how the conversation actually came about but it proved to be an interesting one as they tend to be these days. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Busty confessed that she didn&#8217;t like the taste and feel of shellfish in her mouth. So, no fishy treats for her then. They make her feel sick because as a small child she had a bad paella in Spain and never forgot the experience. I suppose you wouldn&#8217;t. Shame because shellfish can make such a good dish and can be eaten like a dirty whore if you try hard. Lol<\/p>\n<p>Ripping meat from crustaceans and letting the juice run down your chin can be like one of the hottest carnal acts.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, moving swiftly on.<\/p>\n<p>I divulged that I cannot eat anything suet, it makes me puke just smelling it. I&#8217;m not sure where this originated but the very smell of suet on a spoon under my nose can make me wretch.<\/p>\n<p>Once when I was in junior school one of my friends (at least I think they were) held a wax crayon under my nose and I wretched at the smell, it was just like suet. And the bastard didn&#8217;t move it despite my pleas to and do you know what\u2026I puked all over them and the floor. Served them right.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s strange I know but I don&#8217;t like the texture of peanut butter in my mouth it&#8217;s too &#8220;clarty&#8221;, I&#8217;m not sure if you will understand what I mean by that. It is best likened to trying to eat biscuits when you are dehydrated. Yes, that&#8217;s it.<\/p>\n<p>The taste is wonderful because as you know I love nuts in my mouth. Boom boom. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>It was at this point in the conversation that Horny interjected that she didn&#8217;t like wobbly things in her mouth. Well, that set Busty and myself off in to fits of laughter.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You don&#8217;t like cock in there then?&#8221;, I added giggling.<br \/>\n&#8220;Not unless it&#8217;s hard&#8221;, Busty exclaimed through her laughter. And may I add she jiggles nicely when she is being jolly.<\/p>\n<p>She went on to explain that she cannot stand the sensation of soggy fat on her tongue. Although she admitted that jelly was fine.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I like things hard, can&#8217;t stand soft&#8221;, horny said with a smile playing on her lips.<\/p>\n<p>Do you know, I&#8217;m sure they are now Suze baiting to see just how long it will take to make come out with something smutty\u2026not long in this case.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We know&#8221;, both Busty and I exclaimed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Busty, Horny and I were talking about things we cannot put in our mouths\u2026and no we weren&#8217;t referring to cock. Lol I&#8217;m not sure how the conversation actually came about &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=922\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/922"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=922"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/922\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}